The songs on this site are
about getting laid, trying to
get laid, and getting drunk
because you CANNOT get laid.
Wicked CHARLESTON
The Dark Side of the Holy City
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Eat, drink and be with Mary!
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W A R N I N G !
Please read the following disclaimer
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If you are offended by sexually suggestive lyrics ... do NOT enter this
site.
If you have voted for Mayor Joe Riley more than seven times
(particularly in the same election) ... do NOT enter this site.
If you think oral sex is when you talk about getting laid - do not enter
this site!
If your first name is the last name of one of Charleston's founding fathers
- you MAY be offended.
If the ice cream flavor "Rum Cum" offends you - do NOT enter this site.
If you are one of those "I'm better-than-thou Christians" - you WILL be
offended.
If you believe that Charleston is the "most mannerly city in America" - do
NOT enter this site.
If you try to win an argument about Charleston history by mentioning
how many generations your family has lived here - you WILL be offended.
If you voted for Thomas 'White-line' Ravenel because of his last name -
do NOT enter this site.
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And absolutely, positively, NO SOBs allowed!
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All material © Mark R. Jones, 2008
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