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"What we need is more diversity in the Charleston gene pool."
"In Charleston, 'blueblood' and 'inbred' are synonyms."
"Sex is better than logic, but I can't prove it."
"The biggest drawback of bigamy is two mothers-in-law."
"There are only three classes in the Holy City - old Charleston, rich old Charleston and everyone
else."
"Puritanism is the uncomfortable belief that somewhere someone is having fun and you can't make
them stop."
"You can blame the entire Civil War on Charleston, and that's alright because most of us have
gotten over it ... most of us."
"If you don't have married cousins somewhere in your family tree, you're not truly from Charleston."
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