Charleston SC ~ WICKED CHARLESTON - 69 Flavors of Ben & Jerry's

69 flavors

All material © Mark R. Jones, 2008

sold only at the Ben & Jerry's site at
96 Market Street, Charleston, SC

As you may know, many of the buildings on Market Street in downtown
Charleston used to be houses of prostitution. Two of the most ironic
businesses currently located in these buildings are the Charleston Crab
House (insert your own punch line) and Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.

I am in the process of creating a list of 69 flavors of ice cream for Ben &
Jerry's to offer for sale ONLY in the Market Street store. And I need YOUR
help. I came up with the first 37 and I have run out of ideas.

Below is my current list of flavors. If you have any suggestions
feel free to e-mail them to me.
Persons with the best submissions will be credited in (parenthesis).

1. Deep Throat Decadence
2. Camel Toe Caramel
3. Syphilis Shake
4. Peanut Butter and Nelly
5. Rum Cum
6. Cherry Trout
7. Snatch Batch
8. Hand-Made Crème deClit
9. Jism Jugs
10. Fudgepacker’s Deluxe
11. Clit Mint
12. Lemon Twat Twizzler
13. Orgasm Orange
14. Moana Moana Ripple
15. Riley Ream
16. Buttered Skank
17. Grace’s Good Goo
18. Market Street BJ
19. Cinnamon Syph
20. 30 Day Cherry
21. Back Door Brownie
22. French Lick and Blow
23. Vanilla Vag
24. Greek Goodie
25. Nuts on Top
26. Triple Train
27. Cooter Crunch
28. Coming Street Special
29. Powdered Pussy
30. Fellatio Funk
31. Olde Fashioned Spuge
32. Tangy Tits
33. Semen Special
34. Dripping Mint Creme
35. Gang Bang Tang
36. Hot Buttered Cum
37. Split Tail Toffee (Jim Brain -
Charleston Tour Guide)
38.Black Cherry Cunt w/ sprinkles (Ginger
Williams - Charleston Tour Guide)
39. Swiss Mocha Swallow (Michael Onorato
- Wicked Walk customer)
40. Bloomer Puddin' Parfait

41. Peter Punch
42. Big John's Jumpin' Jizz (Tony Creed -
Wicked W alk customer)
43. Hand Churned Baby Butter Bonanza
(Casey Fox - LEMUR Associate)
44.Hand Jerked Cream Surprise (slightly
salty after taste)
45. Nipples in Cream (made with whole
milk)
46. Masturbation Celebration Sherbet
47. Vanilla Cream Blue Balls on a Stick
(#44-47 submitted by Roamin' Gypsy, a.k.a
Andrea)
48.Cooter Pie ala Mode (Dennis Wunn @
BaylorHealth)
49.Penis Butter Cup (Leticia Miles @
BaylorHealth)
50. Double Slit Slushy[(enjoy on a
quantum level] (submitted by the lovely
Rebel Sinclair)
51. Cooter Cum Back To Me (submitted by
surroundingsInt@aol.com)
52. Cup Lick-a-Lot
53. Nookies & Cream
54. Penis Colada
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The city is full of three types of people, the first being soldiers, the other
classes are politicians and prostitutes, both very numerous, and about
equal in honesty and morality.
~ Charleston Mercury, December 19, 1860