1. Deep Throat Decadence  
2. Camel Toe Caramel  
3. Syphilis Shake  
4. Peanut Butter and Nelly  
5. Rum Cum  
6. Cherry Trout  
7. Snatch Batch
8. Hand-Made Crème deClit  
9. Jism Jugs
10. Fudgepacker’s Deluxe
11. Clit Mint  
12. Lemon Twat Twizzler
13. Orgasm Orange
14. Moana Moana Ripple
15. Riley's Ream Cream
16. Buttered Skank  
17. Grace’s Good Goo  
18. Market Street BJ  
19. Cinnamon Syph  
20. 30 Day Cherry  
21. Back Door Brownie  
22. French Lick and Blow  
23. Vanilla Vag   
24. Greek Goodie  
25. Nuts on Top   
26. Triple Train  
27. Cooter Crunch   
28. Coming Street Special  
29. Powdered Pussy
30. Fellatio Funk
31. Olde Fashioned Spuge
32. Tangy Tits
33. Semen Special
34. Dripping Mint Creme
35. Gang Bang Tang
36. Hot Buttered Cum
37. Split Tail Toffee (Jim Brain - Charleston Tour Guide)  
38.Black Cherry Cunt w/ sprinkles (Ginger Williams -
Charleston Tour Guide)
39. Swiss Mocha Swallow (Michael Onorato - Wicked Walk
customer)
40. Bloomer Puddin' Parfait
 41. Peter Punch
42. Big John's Jumpin' Jizz (Tony Creed - Wicked Walk
customer)
43. Hand Churned Baby Butter Bonanza (Casey Fox - LEMUR
Associate)
44.Hand Jerked Cream Surprise (slightly salty after taste)  
45. Nipples in Cream (made with whole milk)
46. Masturbation Celebration Sherbet
47. Vanilla Cream Blue Balls on a Stick  (#44-47 submitted by
Roamin' Gypsy, a.k.a Andrea)
48.Cooter Pie ala Mode (Dennis Wunn @ BaylorHealth)
49.Penis Butter Cup (Leticia Miles @ BaylorHealth)
50. Double Slit Slushy [enjoy on a quantum level] (submitted
by the lovely Rebel Sinclair)
51.Cooter Cum Back To Me (submitted by
surroundingsInt@aol.com)  
52. Cup Lick-a-Lot
53. Nookies & Cream
54. Penis Colada
55. Crab Tracks (A.J. Britt, Charleston tour guide)
56. Coochies & Cream
57. Hot Fuck Sundae
58. Spread Eagle Suprise
59. Cum Drop
60. Heavenly Ho
61. Rocky Rod
62. Mud Slut (#56-62 submitted by Randy Capps, Charleston tour
guide)
63. Beaver Batter (Billy Hood, Charleston tour guide)
64.Double-Dipped Chocolate Stick (Dennis Shirey, Charleston
furrier)
65. Charleston Inbred Suprise {You never know what you're
gonna get} (Ginger Williams, Charleston tour guide)
66. Blue Blood Blue Balls
67. Twat Waffle Cone (Billy Hood)
68. Backdoor Banana (Ricky Myatt)
69. Raspberry Bush (Ricky Myatt)
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must often double the dose.” - Honore de Balzac
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69 FLAVORS
Many of the buildings on Market Street in downtown Charleston used to be houses of
prostitution. Two of the most ironic businesses currently located in these buildings are the
Charleston Crab House (insert your joke here) and Ben & Jerry's Ice Cream.
One night (after the consumption of Appleton Estates Rum) I had a thought: "IF THE WHORE
HOUSE HAD AN ICE CREAM PARLOR, WHAT WOULD BE THE MOST POPULAR FLAVORS?"

 Here is a list 69 flavors of ice cream to offer for sale ONLY in the Market Street store.
  Below is the current list of flavors which was completed with the help of Charleston tour
guides and Wicked Charleston Walking Tour customers. If you have any suggestions feel free to
e-mail them to me.  Persons with the best submissions will be credited in (parenthesis).