Poon Tang
by The Treniers, 1952
All material © Mark R. Jones, 2008
And absolutely, positively, NO SOBs allowed!
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Eat, drink & be with Mary!
The songs on this site are about
getting laid, trying to get laid,
and getting drunk because you
CANNOT get laid.
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